Out!

Soooooo week one of this year's Celebrity Big Brother is over and "one-armed lesbian" Jackiey was ejected minus her shoes but with a cracking set of carpet burns on her back! What more could a gal want?

Sadly, they were inflicted by H from Steps but you can't have everything can you? I thought Jackiey was great value, tho I wouldn't wanna be stuck in the same village as her let alone the same house.

I'm quite enjoying this one but its not as compulsive as last year's with Pete Burns and the other whackos, but it's kind of interesting seeing people who have over-inflated opinions of themselves decompose in front of the cameras.

Leo Sayer is this year's George Galloway, ie the pompous twat who is ruining what little reputation he had. Let's bear in mind its been 30 years since he had a career, and that a sample of one of his old tunes was used on a record that got to Number One last year. He seems to think he's Bob Dylan or something. Ffs the man used to dress up as a clown! Now he just acts like one.

His snobbery came out in bucketloads when he had to serve the banquet the other night. It was horrible to see the look of disgust on his face when he returned to the other housemates.

He truly is a nasty little man, let's keep him in for the full 25 days so that he can totally obliterate any standing he may have had, that way he can fuck off back to Australia and take his nasty, bitter, little mouth with him.