I Want A Brawwwwwwwn Baby!!!!!!
Over the last year or so I've given up most of my interest in "celebrities" and their carryings on, stopped buying Heat magazine, stopped giving a shit which handbag Collen is carrying, and so on.
One story has transcended the gossip pages over the last few days and become front page news, so I've had no choice but to take notice.
Of course it's Madonna's impending adoption of the 13 month old Malawian "orphan". David Banda.
Put in those terms it sounds a noble thing, but the baby isn't an orphan, he has a dad, who can't afford to take care of him, so had no choice but to put him into the orphanage where Madonna found him.
Now I have been a massive fan of Madonna's for a long, long time. Hell I even bought the Sex book, and didn't even think it was such a bad move. Some of the bondage photos were very erotic I thought.
But, over the last couple of years my admiration of her has been in slow decline. Where once she was a leader, she's merely a follower these days, ripping off ideas from anyone and anywhere. Its no coincidence her record company's nickname for her is "Oldfrapp".
Yes she does have a great body, but to me there is something incredibly tragic about a woman not far off 50 gyrating in a leotard with a bunch of guys young enough to be her son. Her cod english accent is laughable, and all the rumours of her affairs are more than believable.
But with this latest stunt she really has fucked up royally. With the kind of money she has, she could enable David to live happily with his father in his own culture. Hell, she could help the whole village, the whole of Malawi!!!!!!
It's not even orginal is it? Angelina has done a much better job of adopting babies from exotic locations and she did it first!
The baby was flown in this morning with a temporary custody order, and how did the doting Mother to be greet him? Well she didn't, she buggered off to the gym, no doubt she's got a new leotard to squeeze into.
What she reminds me of more than anything right now is that classic Harry Enfield sketch where the wonderful Kathy Burke as Waynetta Slob announces to Wayne that she wants a brown baby, cos all the other mums on the estate have one. Ring any bells Madge?????
One story has transcended the gossip pages over the last few days and become front page news, so I've had no choice but to take notice.
Of course it's Madonna's impending adoption of the 13 month old Malawian "orphan". David Banda.
Put in those terms it sounds a noble thing, but the baby isn't an orphan, he has a dad, who can't afford to take care of him, so had no choice but to put him into the orphanage where Madonna found him.
Now I have been a massive fan of Madonna's for a long, long time. Hell I even bought the Sex book, and didn't even think it was such a bad move. Some of the bondage photos were very erotic I thought.
But, over the last couple of years my admiration of her has been in slow decline. Where once she was a leader, she's merely a follower these days, ripping off ideas from anyone and anywhere. Its no coincidence her record company's nickname for her is "Oldfrapp".
Yes she does have a great body, but to me there is something incredibly tragic about a woman not far off 50 gyrating in a leotard with a bunch of guys young enough to be her son. Her cod english accent is laughable, and all the rumours of her affairs are more than believable.
But with this latest stunt she really has fucked up royally. With the kind of money she has, she could enable David to live happily with his father in his own culture. Hell, she could help the whole village, the whole of Malawi!!!!!!
It's not even orginal is it? Angelina has done a much better job of adopting babies from exotic locations and she did it first!
The baby was flown in this morning with a temporary custody order, and how did the doting Mother to be greet him? Well she didn't, she buggered off to the gym, no doubt she's got a new leotard to squeeze into.
What she reminds me of more than anything right now is that classic Harry Enfield sketch where the wonderful Kathy Burke as Waynetta Slob announces to Wayne that she wants a brown baby, cos all the other mums on the estate have one. Ring any bells Madge?????
posted by JoJo Smith at Tuesday, October 17, 2006
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